#241 - Stupid Riddle
What part of the Turkey has the most feathers?
The Outside
If you multiply all the numbers on the telephone, what is the answer?
0--Remember their is a zero!
If you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack?
A parachute that didn't open.
After teaching his class all about roman numerals (X = 10, IX=9 and so on) the teacher asked his class to draw a single continuous line and turn IX into 6. The only stipulation the teacher made was that the pen could not be lifted from the paper until the line was complete.
Draw an S in front of the IX and it spells SIX. No one said the line had to be straight.
If you throw me from the window,
I will leave a grieving wife.
Bring me back, but in the door, and
You'll see someone giving life!
What am I?
The letter 'n'.
wiNdow - widow
door - doNor
How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.
That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.
But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.
Who is lying?
Neither, the accountant was his sister.