#241 - Comedy Riddle

Why are televisions attracted to people ?

Comedy Riddle

Because, people turn them on.

#242 - Relationship Riddle

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.
But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.
Who is lying?

Relationship Riddle

Neither, the accountant was his sister.

#243 - Humorous Riddle

To whom do all men take off their hats?

Humorous Riddle

Barber

#244 - Rebus Word Problem

What does this say? esgg sgeg gegs gsge

Rebus Word Problem

Scrambled eggs

#245 - Funny Problem

A man drove to a hotel and as soon as he got there he was bankrupt. Explain.

Funny Problem

The man was playing Monopoly and when he rolled the dice he landed on a property he could not afford to pay the rent on.

#246 - Mismatch Sum Puzzle

A bank customer had £100 in his account. He then made 6 withdrawals, totaling £. He kept a record of these withdrawals, and the balance remaining in the account, as follows:

Withdrawals Balance left
£50 £50
£25 £25
£10 £15
£8 £7
£5 £2
£2 £0
£100 £99


Why are the Totals not exactly right ?

Mismatch Sum Puzzle

There is no reason whatever why the customer's original deposit of £100 should equal the total of the balances left after each withdrawal.
The total of withdrawals in the left-hand colum may equal £100, but is is purely coincidence that the total of the right-hand column is close to £100.
Let us show another example, but starting with £200 in the bank:
Withdrawals Balance left
£50 £150
£25 £125
£10 £115
£8 £107
£5 £102
£2 £100
£100 £699
Moral of this story? Don't Total Balances.

#247 - Difficult Riddle

What does this say? XLR8

Difficult Riddle

Accelerate

#248 - Easy math puzzle

I am the owner of a birds store. If I put in one bird per cage, I have one bird too many. If I put in two bird per cage, I have one cage too many. How many cages and birds do I have?

Easy math puzzle

I have 3 cages and 4 birds

#249 - Great Comedy Riddle

When does an British Potato changes its nationality?

Great Comedy Riddle

When it become french fires

#250 - Funny Riddle Joke

The Little ant always confused.Do you know why ?

Funny Riddle Joke

because all his uncles are aunts