#251 - Humorous Riddle
To whom do all men take off their hats?

Barber
A man drove to a hotel and as soon as he got there he was bankrupt. Explain.
The man was playing Monopoly and when he rolled the dice he landed on a property he could not afford to pay the rent on.
A bank customer had £100 in his account. He then made 6 withdrawals, totaling £. He kept a record of these withdrawals, and the balance remaining in the account, as follows:
Withdrawals Balance left
£50 £50
£25 £25
£10 £15
£8 £7
£5 £2
£2 £0
£100 £99
Why are the Totals not exactly right ?
There is no reason whatever why the customer's original deposit of £100 should equal the total of the balances left after each withdrawal.
The total of withdrawals in the left-hand colum may equal £100, but is is purely coincidence that the total of the right-hand column is close to £100.
Let us show another example, but starting with £200 in the bank:
Withdrawals Balance left
£50 £150
£25 £125
£10 £115
£8 £107
£5 £102
£2 £100
£100 £699
Moral of this story? Don't Total Balances.
I am the owner of a birds store. If I put in one bird per cage, I have one bird too many. If I put in two bird per cage, I have one cage too many. How many cages and birds do I have?
I have 3 cages and 4 birds
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires
The Little ant always confused.Do you know why ?
because all his uncles are aunts
What is the next number in this series, 1, 11, 21, 1211, 111221 , 312211 ?
Next in sequence is 13112221.
This series describes each number that came before it:
1 [One]
11 [One One]
21 [Two One(s)]
1211 [One Two and One One(s)]
111221 [One One, One Two, and Two One(s)]
312211 [Three One(s), Two Two(s), and One One]
The next number in the series is:
13112221 [One Three, One One, Two Two(s), Two One(s)]