#61 - Weird Boy Behavior Riddle

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

"You"re looking for trouble, aren"t you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

The boy is not behaving rudely. His name is "Shut Up", and he is playing hide-and-seek with two of his friends - "Manners" and "Trouble". "Trouble" is the one who counted, so now he is looking for the other two boys. "Manners" is hiding up the tree.

#62 - Stupid Liquid Riddle

How will you make an air conditioner, a parrot, a refrigerator, and a table liquid?

By selling them.

#63 - Funny New Year Riddle

How many months in this year will have 28 days ?

All (all months have 28 days atleast)

#64 - Funny Read Between Lines

January 1st 2010 = 800 X 600
January 1st 2011 = 1280 x1024
January 1st 2012 = 600 x 1200

New Year Resolution (Most Popular Screen Resolution of the year)

#65 - Humorous Interview Riddle

This is a tricky question so pay attention. You are trapped in a forest. With you, you have a gun preloaded with two bullets in it. In front of you, there is a tiger, a leopard and a jaguar.

How do you survive?

With the two bullets, you kill the lion and the leopard and then runaway in jaguar (which is a car brand).

#66 - Thoughtful Riddle

We know that money can be names differently for the purpose it is used for. Some of the examples of money given at following places or for following activities:
In temple = Daan
In school = Fees
During marriage = Dowry
For divorce = Alimony
Paying government = Tax
In court = Fine
Employer to employee = Salary
To kidnappers = Ransom
For illegal reason = Bribe
To civil servant retirees = Pension

Do you know what do we call the money a husband gives to his wife?

It is called Harmony. This is because, he gets peace in return.

#67 - Funny Quick Riddle

What type of tree can i carry in my hand ?

Palm Tree

#68 - Simple Quick Riddle

Two guys are playing tennis together and after the full three sets, both of them win. How can this be possible?

Simple Quick Riddle

This is possible if they were playing together as partners in a doubles match series.

#69 - Funny Tricking Question

Can you think of any number that if divided in half, becomes zero?

Funny Tricking Question

8 is the required number.
Chop it up in the middle and you will get either half as zero.

#70 - Stupidest Riddle

Julius and Caesar are found dead on the floor of a mansion. No mark or cut can be found in their bodies. Also, there are no signs of poisoning.

Near their bodies, you can find a broken bowl and traces of wetness. How did they die?

Julius and Caesar are the names of two fishes. Unfortunately the bowl in which they were living fell down on floor and broke down expelling them out of their habitat. Thus they died.