A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
If Susan is 10, Arabella is 20, and Jim and Neal are both 5, but Richard is 10, how much is Jennifer by the same system?
Jennifer is fifteen, in a system that awards five for each syllable.
An electric train is traveling southwest at 95 miles per hour, and the wind is blowing north east at 95 miles per hour. In which direction does the smoke blow?
There is no smoke with an electric train.
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
A Coffin
A man has a barrel with filled with oil that weighs 100 pounds, and then he puts something into it. Now the barrel weighs less than 100 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
A Hole
Find three whole, positive numbers that have the same answer when multiplied together as when added together.
1,2, & 3
1 x 2 x 3 = 6 and 1 + 2 + 3 = 6
What is the missing letter?
J ? M A M J J A S O N D
F
Explanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.
