At dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamor and she saw that there were bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to telephone to call a police, however, she cant dial 911.
Why?
Blonde cannot find 11 on phone
Which fur should we be getting from the Tiger?
As Fur(far) as possible... LOL
Can you count the chocolates in hand?
7(8th is bald man head)
10+10 and 11+11 can give you the same answer.
Explain how?
10 + 10 = 20
11 + 11 = 20 too (22)
Repeat "silk" 10 times.
Now spell "silk".
What do cows drink?
Cows drink water. (Do you guess milk?)
Jack walks out of his house and over to his beautiful tulip garden. He holds out his right hand, and a bee lands in it.
What is in his eye?
Beauty
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder (bee holder)
The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks
The peahen lays eggs
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
No time at all it is already built
