#111 - Funniest Blonde Riddle
A blonde put eye liner on her head. Why?
She is trying to make up her mind.
A blonde put eye liner on her head. Why?
She is trying to make up her mind.
One Night, a Cook, a Cobbler and a Fisherman went to a dinner together and asked the manager to split the bill equally among them. When the bill arrived, it was for four people.
How can this be possible?
The fourth person was the Knight, here misspelled as Night.
Can you start the fire using two pieces of woods ?
Yes, make sure one of them is matchsticks.
In a football game , Chelsea defeated Mani 2 - 0 but no man from either side scored. How can this be possible ?
It was a Chelsea ladies team vs Manu ladies team.
Where do you go to learn how to make the ice cream ?
In a sundae school
In a picnic session, a footballer was practicing. During his play, he busted lips and ears and broke ribs and thighs. However, he was still able to play a professional match on the very next day.
How can this be possible?
The player knocked his food plate accidentally while playing. He was having pig lips, ears and ribs along with chicken thighs. When he knocked his plate, he busted pig lips, ears and ribs and chicken thighs.
Therefore, they were not his body injuries but the food.
In a pool party, can you guess what does the Peepal tree wear?
Trunks :-)
There is a rock group of four men that do not sing. Name It?
The Cow walked ten meters north, walked ten meters east, walked ten meters south and last walked ten meters west.
All this time where was the tail pointing?
Downwards