#161 - Answer This Joke Riddle
Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
A Coffin
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Can you figure out the logic I used to decide the order of the following words:
gun, shoe, spree, door, hive, kicks, heaven, gate, line, den
Each word rhymes with its numeric position in the list. (e.g. 'gun' rhymes with 'one', etc.)
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
Because they were all married and not single.
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world.The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it.When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: 'What is risk?'.Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word!
What did he write?
he brilliant student wrote down:'This.'
How can a man go eight days without sleep ?
No Probs, He sleeps at night.