#31 - February Riddle
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
A Coffin
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
A Coffin
A man has a barrel with filled with oil that weighs 100 pounds, and then he puts something into it. Now the barrel weighs less than 100 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
A Hole
What is the missing letter?
J ? M A M J J A S O N D
F
Explanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.
If you multiply all the numbers on the telephone, what is the answer?
0--Remember their is a zero!
Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack?
A parachute that didn't open.
How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.